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18th August 2014

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nakedwithanovel:

Shout out to muscular men that are still kinda chubby

Y’all are slept on so much but idk why

That lumberjack build does things to me

I like knowing I can cuddle with you but you can still fuck someone up

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18th August 2014

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michaxl:

you dont like the word breast??? ok we’re having chicken boobs for dinner

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17th August 2014

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Inserting a Foley on an obese patient.

boluscoffeestat:

nursingistheshit:

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Especially if it’s a female. Where the fuck is everything?

Speaking from recent experience, right above the vagina.

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17th August 2014

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FREE TODAY! USMLE Step 2 CK Lecture Notes eBook: Kaplan →

beyondtheoath:

ninjatengu:

Guys! For everyone who’s going to be taking Step 2 soon (or in the near future) this is a fantabulous investment!

Yay Free stuff!

I will suggest signal boosting the crap out of this. Kaplan opened the doors to the candy factory with this.

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17th August 2014

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im druuuuuuuuunk

3-5 shots… shit. whiskey fucked me uuuuuuuup.

hot dog. and a bottle of water later.

and my friend baby sat me til 4am. thank god.

im home. <3

p.s. fuck my ex.

16th August 2014

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loki-waywardson:

ok but seriously my favourite prehistoric animal is definitely andrewsarchus
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THEIR JAW WAS A METER LONG

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LOOK AT THAT SIZE COMPARISON
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BUT THAT’S NOT THE BEST BIT
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YOU SEE THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES AREN’T BEARS
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OR WOLVES
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NO
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THEIR CLOSEST LIVING RELATIVES
imageARE SHEEP
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16th August 2014

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aangnog:

masturbation is just having sex with the person you love the most

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15th August 2014

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15th August 2014

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yes-i-am-superlocked:

nicolrene:

ghdos:

The two smartest men on the planet.

Just one of those posts you can’t not reblog.

This is unreal

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14th August 2014

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newcrystalcitysteel:

blackpoquedown:

fucking flawless omg

fucking praise dominos

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14th August 2014

Chat reblogged from Sail away. with 178,927 notes

So I was explaining my gender-fluidity to my grandmother

  • Me: So sometimes I'm a boy, but sometimes I'm a girl.
  • Grandma: I have enough idiot granddaughters already
  • Me:
  • Grandma:
  • Me:
  • Grandma: But I also have enough idiot grandsons, so having an idiot who isn't really either one is kind of refreshing.
  • *then later*
  • My mom: Alex, can you come pick up these LEGOs?
  • Me: Yeah... *doesn't move at all*
  • Grandma: Katie, go pick up the LEGOs
  • Me: Yeah, alright *goes to pick up LEGOs*
  • Grandma: See, you addressed the boy, but I addressed the girl. Boys are lazy, girls get crap done.

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10th August 2014

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19 Things I Wish Someone Had Told Me Before I Turned 20 so I Didn’t Waste a Decade: →

msmensen:

a list poem for working-class girls trying to grow up and into themselves

1. It is okay to leave anyone and anything and anyplace that makes you feel like shit. It’s hard, but it’s okay. And fuck explaining anything to anyone, unless you want to. Let them fucking wonder.

2. Know who the fuck…

10th August 2014

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The 20 most popular TED Talks of all time →

thatscienceguy:

Spent all night watching these! They are all great!

10th August 2014

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If you're a fan of documentaries →

silvermoon424:

I HIGHLY recommend Dear Zachary: A Letter to a Son About His Father. You can watch it on YouTube. You can also watch it on Netflix.

Here’s Wikipedia’s description:

Kurt Kuenne’s (the director) close friend Andrew Bagby was murdered by Shirley Jane Turner after…

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9th August 2014

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sixpenceee:

you may heard of the split brain experiments, but let me tell you some really interesting things
the split brain is done so people have less epileptic seizures.
these seizures are caused by random neuron firings in a part of the brain
because of the corpus callosum (connects the left and right brain, commuicates information between the two parts) these random neuron firings start to spread all around the brain
this is no buena, there are so many neurons firing around the brain, people have horrible seizures
so to fix this, scientists cut up the corpus callosum. now these neurons firing can’t get around the brain, because theres to pathway for them to get to the other side. yay, seizures gone!
BUT WAIT! now the person has a split brain! what happens? do they become like mentally challenged zombies?
the answer is NO. much to everyone’s surprise, the split brain doesn’t really impair a person THAT much.
but it does have an effect
some spooky side-effects include a person’s hand having a “mind” of its own.
for example, a man’s left hand attempted to hit his wife, and he tried to stop it with his right hand. (he never wanted to abuse his wife in the first place)
a person was reading a book she really enjoyed, but the left hand decided to close the book 
WHAT’S GOING ON?
well the right side of the brain (which controls the left hand) can recognize things but isn’t able to name it (speech controlled by left side of brain)
so when a person is reading a book she enjoys, the right side of the brain controlling the left hand, isn’t able to state that it enjoys the book. so it gets bored and closes it
and that’s the split brain effect. hope you learned something!

sixpenceee:

you may heard of the split brain experiments, but let me tell you some really interesting things

  • the split brain is done so people have less epileptic seizures.
  • these seizures are caused by random neuron firings in a part of the brain
  • because of the corpus callosum (connects the left and right brain, commuicates information between the two parts) these random neuron firings start to spread all around the brain
  • this is no buena, there are so many neurons firing around the brain, people have horrible seizures
  • so to fix this, scientists cut up the corpus callosum. now these neurons firing can’t get around the brain, because theres to pathway for them to get to the other side. yay, seizures gone!
  • BUT WAIT! now the person has a split brain! what happens? do they become like mentally challenged zombies?
  • the answer is NO. much to everyone’s surprise, the split brain doesn’t really impair a person THAT much.
  • but it does have an effect
  • some spooky side-effects include a person’s hand having a “mind” of its own.
  • for example, a man’s left hand attempted to hit his wife, and he tried to stop it with his right hand. (he never wanted to abuse his wife in the first place)
  • a person was reading a book she really enjoyed, but the left hand decided to close the book 
  • WHAT’S GOING ON?
  • well the right side of the brain (which controls the left hand) can recognize things but isn’t able to name it (speech controlled by left side of brain)
  • so when a person is reading a book she enjoys, the right side of the brain controlling the left hand, isn’t able to state that it enjoys the book. so it gets bored and closes it
  • and that’s the split brain effect. hope you learned something!

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